GEICO’s Second Chance At A Car Sex Payout Saved Them A Lot More Than 15%
Jury is still out for catching the clap on a moped.
GEICO Could Save 15% Or More On Their HPV Suit After This Remand
Yup, this is already my favorite headline of the year.
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How Car Sex Made A Multimillionaire
The last time I had sex in a company vehicle, all I got was a termination letter!
Morning Docket: 09.03.20
* Carole Baskin is asking a judge to dismiss a lawsuit about the disappearance of her ex-husband since it's allegedly a "fishing expedition." They should have used a tiger metaphor... [Tampa Bay Times] * A New York lawyer has been suspended from practice for not paying taxes and and shielding settlement money from tax authorities. [New York Law Journal] * The Supreme Court might have a major role in the upcoming presidential election. [Hill] * A lawyer in the Bronx is in hot water for allegedly calling COVID-19 "Chinese cooties." [New York Daily News] * GEICO has tapped a longtime in-house lawyer to be its new general counsel. Guess he stayed there for more than 15 minutes... [Corporate Counsel]
Help Wanted: Lawyer To Work In Mailroom Sorting Envelopes. Seriously?
"Staff counsel" position is just a lawyer working in a mailroom for $11/hour.